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This young bitty hails from Montreal so anyone who thinks Canada never gave us anything, think again.

Misa started her career working as a barmaid in Cali and got into modelling in Septmeber 2006.  She’s an odd but deadly combination of Dutch and Filipina, standing at 5′6″ with vitals of 34C-24-34.  Usually I’m not a fan of girls with breast implants, but Misa is an exception, probably because she didn’t go overboard and definitely because she’s so damn adorable.  She’s sort of under the radar now, but she’s only 22 so expect to see more of her as she picks up some steam.  So far, her most notable modeling venture is a shoot she did for Maxim, check it out.  According to her MySpace page, she eats Cap’n Crunch for breakfast.

God Bless the UK. Completely underrated country in my opinion. When you hear people talk about their European vacations they usually mention places like France and Italy. Well fuck those guys! French accents are pretty retarded and Italians are everywhere in NY. If I ever vacation in Europe, London is the first place I’m going. Hell, I’d even live there! Who’s with me? Oh, if you haven’t already guessed Rosie Jones is from Britain, and I kinda love British accents. You should also take the safe search off Google images and enter her name. This isn’t Brownyhound’s blog. Bonus video!

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So the plan is to move to London, open a pub, become soccer hooligans and worship Manchester United. Because if you ain’t a manc, your a wank! Long live the Queen.

Jenna Fischer, more commonly known as Pam Beesley, the soft spoken secretary from the U.S. adaptation of The Office, may be a little different from the girls we usually feature here but certainly deserves the admiration just as much.

She’s genuinely pretty, sure she’s not as “smokin’ hot” as the Victoria Secret models or Britain’s Page 3 girls but there’s just something about her that sets her apart.  She has those girl-next-door good looks that aren’t intimidating.  Aside from The Office, Fischer has been in a few big movie releases, most notably Walk Hard and Blades of Glory. I think we can expect Miss Fischer to be a T.V. sweetheart for some years to come, and that’s definitely a good thing.

This one is for you, Alvee.  Elisabetta is an Italian actress and also does modeling (shouldn’t be a surprise).  You may have seen her in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo if you actually watched that movie.  Much more important than that though is that she is currently dating George Clooney, who is a lot cooler than Rob Schneider.  Onward to the pics…

Now and again I question the morality of rating who’s the most attractive. The media and these magazines are already ruining every young child’s self image as it is. Do we really need to give them a name specific list of the person(s) they should be? Probably not.

Everyone and anyone is a critic. Human beings that don’t judge, don’t exist. Everything we do and have is given an opinion by someone. We are a Social Darwinism dominated culture. Their must always be a best and a worst. There is no true way to find the hottest girl/guy in the world. People change, style’s change, etc. You say John Lennon. I say Paul McCartney. I say Maladroit and you say “Mike we’ve talked about this… Blue Album or Pinkerton or get the hell out,” and I recede to my corner to dream of people who’ll understand me.

Back to what I was saying.

Some people are just only looking at certain parts too. Theirs eyes, legs, boobs, butts, hair, etc. Me, I’m a combination. But it all must lead to the fact that I’m really just looking for classiness. These two have definitely got it. As for the listing attractiveness? Lists are fun. Besides they’ll never know… Unless Alvin & The Pushbacks gets big… HA!

Zooey Deschanel

Zooey… Ohh Zooey. I dont know where to begin with this girl. Just absolutely breathes in and out class. If its not those diamond eyes that will get you, than that voice of hers will. Zooey and M. Ward’s She and Him are a fantastic group that channels oldies style pop. Zooey’s that down to earth, next door girl you could bring home to mom. But there’s something in the stare that makes you certain theres more underneath. Naturally a blonde but I’ve been digging the brunette.

Jenny Lewis, the ginger-haired front woman of indie fame, Rilo Kiley. (One of my favorite bands.) This lady stole my heart about 1 year ago. Fiesty and firey, but she flows like a river current. Jenny’s voice and lyrics are another thing of beauty. Her lyrics talk of vulnerability, heart break, and fighting your way out of the ruckus. Most recently she’s turned into a little bit of a country singer on her debut album called “Acid Tongue.” But still at heart is a straight up rocker and if you look at her earlier stuff you would see the sweetheart underneath all of that.

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The girl’s got acting chops too. “The Wizard”. Thats right, that little girl is Jenny Lewis. I know you all remember this movie which had them competing at the Nintendo World Championships. The movie was great when we were kids. Child fame is old news for Rilo Kiley. The guitarist, Blake Sennett, starred in “Salute Your Shorts” and “Boy Meets World”.

Got another hottie from across the pond this week, Kelly Brook.  She’s one of those actresses that pops up in movies and you always think “whoa, she’s hot,” but never really remember her.  You might recognize her from Smallville as the girlfriend of Lex Luthor, or possibly The Italian Job.  She dated british actor and all around bad-ass Jason Statham for about 7 years and then dumped him for Billy Zane whom she is currently engaged to.  If it means anything Mr. Statham, I still think you’re cool.  Alongside her Hollywood dabbling she’s seen some success as a model (duh) and is the face of Lynx body spray in Britain, us “Yanks” know it as Axe.

The girl is definitely classy.

Great things come in two’s, like twofers, Yodels, and breasts for example.  So here you have it, part two of this weeks “Girl We Like”, miss Jones’ colleague, Christina Hendricks.

In light of her marriage to Geoffrey Arend a few days ago it only seemed right that she be one of our girls this week.  As mentioned by my pal Monahan, she’s gained most of her fame recently from her appearances in the show Mad Men, an Emmy award winning drama about a fictional advertising agency based in 1960 Manhattan, New York.  Christina Hendricks is just about the curviest actress in Hollywood, what at 5′8″ and measurements of 36-32-36.  That’s pretty refreshing as far as I’m concerned and I think Christina agrees having said multiple times that she is very happy with her figure.

And here’s a fun fact; she’s not actually a redhead, she has natural blond hair and has been dying it red since she was 10 years old.  Okay, okay, onto the pictures.

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Oh hell nah two in one week?!? Yes thats right, this week is a double feature as we present the lovely ladies of Mad Men. Mad Men is a nice little TV show set during the 1960s about a group of ad executives who work and play in Manhattan. They drink, smoke and womanize like there is no tomorrow. Yet they still find the time to be successful. The two standout women on the show are Christina Hendricks and January Jones who play Joan Holloway and Betty Draper respectively. First up is the hottest houswife of the 1960s, Betty Draper…

Betty Draper is the loving wife of the shows main man Don Draper. She represents the ideal housewife of 1960s America. She takes care of the children and prepares dinner as she waits patiently for her husband to get home from work. Her husband repeatedly cheats on her and really doesn’t think twice about it. Mr. Draper needs to realize what he already has at home.

Here’s another popular Victoria’s Secret model for y’all.  Adriana Lima is a pretty recognized face, and for good reason, I mean she’s about as close to perfect as you can get.  She’s ranked highly on FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women of 2007″ list, been featured on Maxim’s yearly “Hot 100″, and been quoted as the “Hottest Girl on the Planet” by Spike TV.  Surly she must be sought after by thousands of men but she remains a virgin until marriage, very respectable miss Lima.  Oh yeah, and here’s some pictures.

You may recognize the face but not know the name. Marisa Miller is one of the biggest supermodels in America. She has been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and has appeared in every edition since 2002. She’s been on the front of various other magazines including Fitness, Shape and Vogue. She is also a regular model for Victoria’s Secret. She enjoys surfing, football, muscle cars, cooking and boxing. So basically, the perfect woman.

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